Time For Me To Buy a Domain Name!

I've been thinking a lot lately and I've decided that I want to buy a domain name. Not because I have something to advertise or I want to invest in it, but just so I can make a ridiculous name that will hopefully one day be noticed by the general public on the internet.

Just imagine; you're browsing for something on the net and out of nowhere there's a site. It has absolutely nothing to do with your query, but you're a curious cat so you go look. Inside the page are random pictures of assorted nuts. They're ranked in order from crunchiest to saltiest. That's all.

Of course there would have to be some midi. music file looping on the page. I'm thinking Yankee Doodle Dandy or Old Town Lady would be good. Then the moderator's name is an old dog who's buried in some old pet cemetery in South Dakota. Totally random nonsense.